Fill this in with stuff about you:

  • Age: 21
  • Where I’m from: usa
  • Where I would like to live: edinburgh
  • Favorite food: pie
  • Religion: christian
  • Sexual orientation: nebulous
  • Single/taken: single
  • Favorite book: the princess bride
  • Eye color: green
  • Favorite movie: avengers
  • Favorite TV show: parks and rec
  • Favorite band/singer: bastille
  • Random fact about me: one time i got expelled from high school
  • Favorite day of the year: july 4
  • Favorite color: yellow
  • If I have any pets; if so, their names: strider, a fat spaniel with missing teeth
  • What I’m listening to right now: chvrches
  • Last movie I’ve watched: katy perry movie
  • What’s my ringtone: it's usually on vibrate tbh
  • Favorite male character from a TV show: bones from star trek
  • Favorite female character from a TV show: leslie knope
  • What my name means: i think it's like wise or something idk i got named after a gymnast
  • Favorite superhero: captain america
  • Celebrity crush: do i have to name one y'all know this by now
  • me: *whenever I think up a sad headcanon* oh boy i can't wait to destroy my friends with this

sharkeisha:

Katy Perry’s response after being asked to sign a picture of a Grammy Award (Katy doesn’t have any Grammy’s and it’s part of an ongoing joke other fan bases use against her)

this isn’t funny it’s just horrible

(Source: roopop, via aragogs)

weirdoliam:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED S0O HARD

(via povverbottoms)

patrick-stumps:

Reasons to join a band

  • You don’t have to get good grades
  • People will love you
  • You get to go on tour
  • You will probably meet your idols
  • $$$

Reasons to not join a band

  • ????
  • ???///??
  • ??????/////????///????
  • ????
  • /////
  • ???/???
  • no musical talent

(via thegeekyfashionista)

euo:

Robert Montgomery

(via seancodydirection)

I’m pretty sure they sit there in the office typing it up going “ehheheh those fuckers think they’re smart eh? I’m going to piss them off with fucking comic sans and there’s nothing those smart fuckers can do whose smart now fuckers?!”

i’m c r y i n g

the fact that the provost at my school sends Dean’s List notification/congratulations emails using comic sans will never fail to absolutely slay me

cyber-heroine:

jolyneshepard:

emperorirene:

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

That’s what they thought 50 years ago too.

THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SLIGHTLY MORE EQUALITY

(Source: diobreado, via sslattern)

boromirs:

petition to pretend exodus: gods & kings doesnt exist and we all just watch the prince of egypt instead

(via kingsley-klyn)

(x)

(Source: winchesterbuttocks, via jimmynovaks)

Louis is slowly turning into Norman Reedus - A Little Masterpost

never2old4this:

So today I stumbled upon this post over at buttercreamdick’s blog, and then I remembered that tandomfandom ALSO mentioned this before, AND ALSO I have exchanged quite a few messages with down-periscope about this, so apparently it is time for a masterpost.

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faketalesofvictoria:

Alexa Chung steps out wearing Arctic Monkeys T-shirt three years after break up with Alex Turner

 

(via benwinstagram)