theater person pet peeve: when someone asks “who are you auditioning for?” and after you tell them they go, “oh, i don’t know the play, who is that”

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adriofthedead:

lunarotaku:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

This would be me

this man is a god damn hero

(via thegeekyfashionista)

You are tired,
(I think)
Of the always puzzle of living and doing;
And so am I.

Come with me, then,
And we’ll leave it far and far away—
(Only you and I, understand!)

You have played,
(I think)
And broke the toys you were fondest of,
And are a little tired now;
Tired of things that break, and—
Just tired.
So am I.

- e. e. cummings

(Source: lordofstar, via grootful)

Anonymous asked:
first day of school outfit ideas???

flowerette:

lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat

(Source: xomeli, via benwinstagram)

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simplypotterheads:

Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts!
To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts!
It’s all that I love, and it’s all that I need.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts! I think I’m going back—

(via grootful)

why are people like this

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

image

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shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via christstan)

Anonymous asked:
Sometimes I remember that Pippin named his son Faramir and i just get really emotional.

preppyasalways:

that is pure happiness right there

(Source: awwww-cute, via serial-stargazer)

New Ask Meme: Send me music that you think describes my aesthetic

kosherqueer:

raynebow-cake:

I saw a few asks that say “describe my aesthetic” so this one takes a bit more creativity.

Whether it’s the lyrics or just the over all sound, send me a song that you think fits my “aesthetic”

forreal tho

(via seancodydirection)

"And if all that is meaningless, I want to be cured
Of a craving for something I cannot find
And of the shame of never finding it."

T.S. Eliot, The Cocktail Party (via anti-realism)

(Source: larmoyante, via iwillsingforjoy)